GIB Speaks
Notorious G.I.B. Speaks
A local spoof writer providing some light hearted, sometimes, slapstick humour to provide a chuckle, giggle, and or a couple laughs.
Road Trip
It's vacation time, so, Jeremy and Darwin wanted to tag team a road trip. They couldn't decide on Chicago, Kansas or Boston. Going overseas to Europe or Asia was just too expensive. "How should we get there?" Darwin asked Jeremy. A train is too slow, a jett is too...
Crocodile Tears
It was a beautiful day in the park. The birds were singing and the squirrels were playing. People were walking their dogs, having picnics and enjoying their daily jogs. People were distracted with bewilderment as a young lady was sitting on a park bench holding a shoe...
Splitting An Atom Would Be Easier
The Judge had made is decision on the custody of Samantha and Serena Jones. He began to explain his decision to their parents. "Mr. and Mrs. Jones, ! have taken into consideration that your children do not get along. Therefore, in order to keep the peace within the...
Picky, Picky
George went to see his dermatologist to figure out why he had such an itchy scalp. Doctor Bob said, "Hate to tell you, but you have... lice." After the doctor finished picking away, he told George that he was done and said come back in a week to make sure the lice...
It May Come Back To Bite You!
Many years ago, a delivery driver named Ned decided to pull a prank on one of his fellow drivers, Dimitri, by hiding his keys and locking all the doors to his van. Frustrated and dumbfounded by where and how he lost his keys, Dimitri cracked and asked the other...
It’s All in the Name
As Barb strolled throught the flea market, she noticed her friend Hazel selling her homemade schnitzel and other German delights. She decided to shuffle over over say hello. " Hi Hazel, How's business?" Hazel replied, "oh vizness ectch not good, vit's so slow!" Barb...
Out Skunked By A Fox
A lady set up an elaborate trap to catch a fox who was going after and eating her chickens. With the trap and the video camera in place, the lady wanted to catch this rascally fox. Eureka! THe motion sensor has picked something up. Proceeding to the trap cautiously,...
Notorious G.I.B. Speaks Purdy Little Snippets
Greetings and Salutations loyal Soo Now readers, G.I.B here. No spoof stories this time around. Stepping out of character this time to say that I am proud to have been entertaining you with my outrageous stories and over the top advertisements. “The Powers That Be” and myself meet regularly to brainstorm new ideas to help evolve this wonderful publication. A challenge has come forth that we are very exited to share. My stique is to have the readers laughing within a 3 minute time frame. This new challenge has me begging for your indulgence for a ‘smidge’ longer. I’m asking that you all join me in a journey. A journey into my newly developed story line. This time folks, G.I.B. gets to show you that it’s not always about joking and laughter. I will still be in character, but this project brings you into my mind of a dramatic story where emotions run high and the story is all business. Soon you’ll be introduced to Jasmine Purdy. A young engaging esthetician who befriends an older rich socialite who becomes intrigued by her. Upon meeting, Jasmine tells her of her hopes and dreams and the socialite decides to invest part of her wealth to help Jasmine fulfill them. Jasmine’s idea needs a team. It’s up to her to get this group of very different people to get on the same page or risk all the money invested, and it all goes up in smoke. Does the socialite lose her money? Who Stays? Who Gives Up? It’s up to Jasmine to make this work. No more hints loyal readers. Stayed tuned, you’re in for a whopper of a ride. In closing, I want to send a shout out to the person who changed my life and who has also been very influential on the development for this project. I’m forever grateful that I had met you.
Oh.. Come In! Come In Out of the Rain.
As the rain continued to pound down vigorously, Renata waved back to Oleg just before he sped around the corner out of site. She took a deep breath and said to herself "I got this!" She approached the main door of the salon, and noticed that Jasmine was still flipping...
Maybe We’ll Work Together Someday
There was less than two weeks go before "Just A Purdy Face" was set open. It was a very progressive past week as the spa room had been completed, painting was done and the flooring installed. The week to come had the expected arrival and installation of the mirrors,...
We’re Progressing Well
Once the laughter within the room ended with Nelson's hilarious and unexpected lunch suggestion, it was clear he was caught a bit off guard by Dio's Hispanic heritage. All giggles aside, Nelson wanted to apologize to Dio first for the Tacos at lunch before inquiring...
Don’t Make This Awkward
With a deep breath and wiping the sweat off his cheeks, Dio looked at Jasmine and Antoinnette ready to tell his compelling story. Dio: "My partner and fiancé Pablo is the head chef at The Conquistador Resort and he's good friends with the general manager. He has a...
Holla Chickas
After scrolling through Dio's profile and gleaming over his body of work, she turned and shared his pictures with Mindy. She completely agreed with Jasmine's assessment of his talent being truly remarkable. Jasmine: "Mindy... I really need to reach out to this guy. By...
Sip’N’Savour
Jasmine: "Hello Miss St. Amand, it's me Jasmine. Do you have time speak for a moment?" Antoinnette: "Allo Miss Jasmine. Stop being so formal dear. From now on you can just call me Miss A. Please go ahead. What's on your mind?" Jasmine: "Duly noted. I have stumbled...
Jasmine. Hi Mindy… Hi
Just when things weren't busy enough for Jasmine, it was time to get at with the awaiting tasks at hand. She had to make a trip to the Beauty Barn and start shopping for the products needed for her role within the salon. On top that, other tasks include building a...
Let’s Give It A Name
Feeling a bit overwhelmed, Jasmine felt she couldn't let this opportunity slip away. With a smile that could light up a room, she extended out her hand and accepted Antoinnette's gracious offer. Jasmine: "It's a deal!" Antoinnette: "Splendid! We need a plan. Luckily,...
Do We Have A Deal? Oui? Oui?
Recognizing the siblings' need for privacy, Jasmine wandered to the store's front, casually checking her phone to appear distracted. A few minutes past and the murmurs of French dialogue seemed to be getting louder. Jasmine tried her best to ignore their conversation,...
Confidence or Craziness?
Antoinnette: Nelson, for heaven's sake! I've been lamenting to you endlessly about this! It's been a decade since I retired, and five of those years have been spent in that retirement residence. I'm utterly bored out of my mind! Every single day is a monotonous...
About Soo Now
Soo Now got started in July of 2022. I was provided with some encouragement to get started by a friend who believed in me and my skills/abilities. Soo Now started as an 8 page leaflet with a handful of businesses advertising with me. Since then, Soo Now has grown to a 28 page booklet. It's been an amazing journey thus far, meeting a plethora of talented and amazing people. I hope to continue this journey for a long time.
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