It’s All in the Name

As Barb strolled throught the flea market, she noticed her friend Hazel selling her homemade schnitzel and other German delights. She decided to shuffle over over say hello. ” Hi Hazel, How’s business?” Hazel replied, “oh vizness ectch not good, vit’s so slow!” Barb suggested that Hazel needs a catchy name to catch the customer’s attention. She sold her “Deary… I have just the sparkily name for you.”
“Vat iz eet?” Hazel asks with anticipation.
“Sir Schit’s Alot! I know that would be a perfect name!” Barbs says joyfully.
Hazel, filled with bewilderment asks,”Do you think it will help?”
Barb then proudly responds, “Honey I guarantee business will be solid and won’t end up in the crapper.” Barb says “goodbye and good luck” and carries on with her shopping. On her way she then yells back, “Schit’s Alot will catch on like wildfire.”
Hazel, in a loud voice, replies back, “Vait, you forgot to buy some schnitzel”.