by Gordon I Brookside | Feb 15, 2024 | GIB Speaks
Father: Well son your birthday is coming up. Any thoughts on what you want? Son: Oh I really really want to go to the pro-wrestling event at the Armoury this Friday. Is it ok that it’s 2 days before my birthday? Father: Ah… Friday is our anniversary and...
by Gordon I Brookside | Feb 1, 2024 | GIB Speaks
A random reader approached yours truly with a very unusual request. It meant breaking character. But… You know what they say, “anything for a fan.” Random Reader: Hey G I love your stories and spoofs, but have you ever tried writing something for...
by Gordon I Brookside | Jan 16, 2024 | GIB Speaks
Officer: “Hello Officer, O’Malley speaking” Caller: “Help! Help! I’m being stalked” Officer: “Relax ma’am, help is on the way. Where is your location? I can’t hear you with all those voices in the...
by Gordon I Brookside | Jan 2, 2024 | GIB Speaks
Drake Robertson an aspiring psychology student waited patiently for his roomie, Colten Banks to arrive to their room. As Colten entered, they exchanged greetings just prior to settling in. He peered over to Drake’s side of the room and saw small tank with a...
by Gordon I Brookside | Dec 15, 2023 | GIB Speaks
Hermie The Elf Joins the Mob The Don: “Janice sends the little guy in” Janice: “Yes sir Mr. M The Don: “Luca & Silvano leaves us to talk Hermie: ” You sent for me? The Don: ” It has come to my attentions that you wants to be a...
by Gordon I Brookside | Dec 1, 2023 | GIB Speaks
A security guard in a department store observed an unusual figure picking random items throughout the store. He observed the fellow go in the produce department and opened up a bag of carrots and pulled out one single carrot. He placed it in his basket and carried on...
