A random reader approached yours truly with a very unusual request. It meant breaking character. But… You know what they say, “anything for a fan.”
Random Reader: Hey G I love your stories and spoofs, but have you ever tried writing something for Valentine’s Day?
GiB: Thank you random loyal Soo Now reader. Ahhh … Well sir, it’s not really part of my repertoire.
Random Reader: Awwww come on G, lets see watcha got.
GIB: Ugh Very well. Here goes. Eat your heart out Hallmark. Eeeeh eeeh eeeh hem.
Roses are red
Your eyes are a striking blue
I Don’t know what it is
But there’s just something else about you.
Random Reader: Wow! That was Brilliant.
Pssst… Soo Now readers, I know… Wink, wink.
Ok! Ok! Nothing else to see here that you can’t see at the circus. Move along, I have people to spoof and smiles to make.
Random Reader: Thanks G, you’re a totally righteous dude. I can’t wait to use that line on my wife.
GIB: I think I’ve been had.