Officer: “Hello Officer, O’Malley speaking”
Caller: “Help! Help! I’m being stalked”
Officer: “Relax ma’am, help is on the way. Where is your location? I can’t hear you with all those voices in the background.”
Caller: “I’m aaaaaat!” Click.
Officer: “Hello? Hello? Ma’am are you there?”
Officer: “Chief.. I lost the call of a possible stalking victim.”
Chief: “O’Malley get a lock on the signal of that phone’s location.”
Officer: “Got it chief! It’s been located in the farmlands a few clicks north from town.”
Chief: “Good work O’Malley. Muncy get your team together and surround the area.”
Muncy: “On it chief!”
The squat team assembled and headed out to the farmlands. On the road was a lone farm surrounded by a cornfield. While swarming in on the farm, the squat team noticed a farmer harvesting his corn crop. Muncy told the team to pull over.
Muncy: “We had a distress call come in to this location. Did you see anyone or anything suspicious?”
Farmer: “No officer. Just been out here harvesting my corn crop.”
Muncy: “I don’t see anyone around, but the dispatcher said he heard several voices in the background.”
Farmer: “Sorry, I can’t help you.”
Muncy: “Do you have cell phone sir? I just want to see if you placed a call to the station.”
Farmer: “Gawley … are you joking me right now?”
Muncy: “Just want to see if it’s a false alarm so we can close the case.”
Farmer: “Fine! Wait.. where did my phone go? I had it on my seat!”
Muncy: “If you’re the only one out here, where could it possibly go to sir?”
Farmer: “I had it just before I went inside to tinkle.”
Muncy: “Sir you better come down to the station for further questioning.”
Farmer: “Wait! Wait! I swear I had it! There was nobody out here but me and the corn.”
Muncy: “Oh… ho… So you want me to believe that the corn came into your harvester and placed a call that they were being stalked?”
