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Splitting An Atom Would Be Easier

The Judge had made is decision on the custody of Samantha and Serena Jones. He began to explain his decision to their parents. “Mr. and Mrs. Jones, ! have taken into consideration that your children do not get along. Therefore, in order to keep the peace within...

Picky, Picky

George went to see his dermatologist to figure out why he had such an itchy scalp. Doctor Bob said, “Hate to tell you, but you have… lice.” After the doctor finished picking away, he told George that he was done and said come back in a week to make...

It May Come Back To Bite You!

Many years ago, a delivery driver named Ned decided to pull a prank on one of his fellow drivers, Dimitri, by hiding his keys and locking all the doors to his van. Frustrated and dumbfounded by where and how he lost his keys, Dimitri cracked and asked the other...

It’s All in the Name

As Barb strolled throught the flea market, she noticed her friend Hazel selling her homemade schnitzel and other German delights. She decided to shuffle over over say hello. ” Hi Hazel, How’s business?” Hazel replied, “oh vizness ectch not...

Out Skunked By A Fox

A lady set up an elaborate trap to catch a fox who was going after and eating her chickens. With the trap and the video camera in place, the lady wanted to catch this rascally fox. Eureka! THe motion sensor has picked something up. Proceeding to the trap cautiously,...