GIB Speaks
Notorious G.I.B. Speaks
A local spoof writer providing some light hearted, sometimes, slapstick humour to provide a chuckle, giggle, and or a couple laughs.
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Notorious G.I.B. Speaks Purdy Little Snippets
Greetings and Salutations loyal Soo Now readers, G.I.B here. No spoof stories this time around. Stepping out of character this time to say that I am proud to have been entertaining you with my outrageous stories and over the top advertisements. “The Powers That Be” and myself meet regularly to brainstorm new ideas to help evolve this wonderful publication. A challenge has come forth that we are very exited to share. My stique is to have the readers laughing within a 3 minute time frame. This new challenge has me begging for your indulgence for a ‘smidge’ longer. I’m asking that you all join me in a journey. A journey into my newly developed story line. This time folks, G.I.B. gets to show you that it’s not always about joking and laughter. I will still be in character, but this project brings you into my mind of a dramatic story where emotions run high and the story is all business. Soon you’ll be introduced to Jasmine Purdy. A young engaging esthetician who befriends an older rich socialite who becomes intrigued by her. Upon meeting, Jasmine tells her of her hopes and dreams and the socialite decides to invest part of her wealth to help Jasmine fulfill them. Jasmine’s idea needs a team. It’s up to her to get this group of very different people to get on the same page or risk all the money invested, and it all goes up in smoke. Does the socialite lose her money? Who Stays? Who Gives Up? It’s up to Jasmine to make this work. No more hints loyal readers. Stayed tuned, you’re in for a whopper of a ride. In closing, I want to send a shout out to the person who changed my life and who has also been very influential on the development for this project. I’m forever grateful that I had met you.
Location, Location, Location
It was almost 11:45am and Jasmine waited patiently for Antoinnette to pick her up for lunch while having no clue what she was in for. Minutes later a big black suburban rolled up and the tinted window slid down. Antoinnette motioned to Jasmine to get in with her....
What Just Happened Here
Episode 2 Antoinnette gently tapped the rim of her wine glass with her fingertips, as she stared off for a moment with her thoughts. Meanwhile, Jasmine was snapping the last lock to her make-up bag preparing to leave. Seconds later Antoinnette returned her focus back...
Hello My Name Is
The month of June, what a perfect summer day for Antoinnette St. Amand to watch her granddaughter get married. She sat comfortably sipping her glass of wine patiently awaiting for her to emerge from getting ready. Moments later, the sound of the doorknob sparked...
Purdy Little Snippets
The March 1st Issue of Soo Now will feature the first episode of this saga.
About Soo Now
Soo Now got started in July of 2022. I was provided with some encouragement to get started by a friend who believed in me and my skills/abilities. Soo Now started as an 8 page leaflet with a handful of businesses advertising with me. Since then, Soo Now has grown to a 28 page booklet. It's been an amazing journey thus far, meeting a plethora of talented and amazing people. I hope to continue this journey for a long time.
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