by Gordon I Brookside | Dec 15, 2023 | GIB Speaks
Hermie The Elf Joins the Mob The Don: “Janice sends the little guy in” Janice: “Yes sir Mr. M The Don: “Luca & Silvano leaves us to talk Hermie: ” You sent for me? The Don: ” It has come to my attentions that you wants to be a...
by Gordon I Brookside | Dec 1, 2023 | GIB Speaks
A security guard in a department store observed an unusual figure picking random items throughout the store. He observed the fellow go in the produce department and opened up a bag of carrots and pulled out one single carrot. He placed it in his basket and carried on...
by Gordon I Brookside | Nov 15, 2023 | GIB Speaks
They all came from afar. Places such as the kitchen fridge, the neighbourhood general store, and even the nearby Saturday Market. Some of them included his great aunt Shelly, his sneaky little cousin Benedict, his on again off again girlfriend Florentine, his high...
by Gordon I Brookside | Nov 1, 2023 | GIB Speaks
Here it is loyal Soo Now readers. You’re going to get the one and only time The Notorious G.I.B. shows his serious side of his craft. To be a local spoof writer, you begin with a snazzy pen to get the readers’ attention and can write original fictitous...
by Gordon I Brookside | Oct 15, 2023 | GIB Speaks
10 Things You Don’t Say To Dracula If He Was Your Uber Driver 1. My don’t you just love bright sunny days? 2. Why is there a no garlic sign sticker on the window? 3. Those are really funky contacts you’re wearing. 4. I’m a blood donor do I get...
