by Gordon I Brookside | Jan 16, 2024 | GIB Speaks
Officer: “Hello Officer, O’Malley speaking” Caller: “Help! Help! I’m being stalked” Officer: “Relax ma’am, help is on the way. Where is your location? I can’t hear you with all those voices in the...
by Gordon I Brookside | Jan 2, 2024 | GIB Speaks
Drake Robertson an aspiring psychology student waited patiently for his roomie, Colten Banks to arrive to their room. As Colten entered, they exchanged greetings just prior to settling in. He peered over to Drake’s side of the room and saw small tank with a...
by Gordon I Brookside | Dec 15, 2023 | GIB Speaks
Hermie The Elf Joins the Mob The Don: “Janice sends the little guy in” Janice: “Yes sir Mr. M The Don: “Luca & Silvano leaves us to talk Hermie: ” You sent for me? The Don: ” It has come to my attentions that you wants to be a...
by Gordon I Brookside | Dec 1, 2023 | GIB Speaks
A security guard in a department store observed an unusual figure picking random items throughout the store. He observed the fellow go in the produce department and opened up a bag of carrots and pulled out one single carrot. He placed it in his basket and carried on...
by Gordon I Brookside | Nov 15, 2023 | GIB Speaks
They all came from afar. Places such as the kitchen fridge, the neighbourhood general store, and even the nearby Saturday Market. Some of them included his great aunt Shelly, his sneaky little cousin Benedict, his on again off again girlfriend Florentine, his high...
