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Here it is loyal Soo Now readers. You’re going to get the one and only time The Notorious G.I.B. A smiling middle aged man wearing blue rimmed glasses, moderate wavy grey hair (collar length) holding a pen while sitting at a desk. He is wearing a light blue shirt with a pink coloured shirt over top. NOTORIOUS GIB SPEAKS is stamped across the middle of the picture.shows his serious side of his craft. To be a local spoof writer, you begin with a snazzy pen to get the readers’ attention and can write original fictitous stories that aren’t researched or goggled in any way. This is followed up by working with the talented Soo Now Creative Department to add a digital image to accompany the humour of the stories I write. Now everyone knows that I am not a robot, but a lifelong “Sooite” who likes to make people laugh through my never to be taken serious stories.. While working closely with the Soo Now powers that be, I have expanded the origins of a local spoof writer, and my craft, with the creation of fictional advertisements for movies, books, and businesses. I come up with the backstories, characters, plots etc., with SooNow turning my stories into digital art of what my creations would be if they were real. Some of what have witnessed are Old Bitty Sweet, Get Off My Lawn, Hello My Ragtime Gal, Hearse Rent a Car and Pottymouth just for starters. Now everyone knows the identity of this Knucklehead who comes up with these “gobily-gook” stories who have been reading over the last 4 months or so. Could this lead to further projects ? A book publication ? Expansion to E-books ? A Website ? A Facebook Page ? Podcasts ? Lunchboxes ? T-shirts ? No matter what happens you’re gonna get spoofed.

Digital Art – Darren Robertson

G.I.B. Spoken

 

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