Father: Well son your birthday is coming up. Any thoughts on what you want?
Son: Oh I really really want to go to the pro-wrestling event at the Armoury this Friday. Is it ok that it’s 2 days before my birthday?
Father: Ah… Friday is our anniversary and Tiffany and I have a romantic date planned out.
Son: Come on Dad! Can you move it to Saturday? She will understand. Hey! We can all go together… and make it like a family event.
We continue with the story as the Father grovelled with Tiffany to go to the wrestling event. Feeling miffed and disappointed Tiffany reluctantly gave in to going and having the romantic dinner to Saturday instead.
As they entered the event, the son was quite happy as they were randomly chosen to be escorted to ringside seats.
Son: Hey Tiffany! Isn’t this the greatest? We get to see everything right up close.
Tiffany: Ugh… Whatever!
The first match was about to begin with Miss Karen already in the ring. It was time for Barbie Blanc to be escorted out by Sugar Daddy. They paraded around ringside until they stopped right in front of the trio. Barbie looked right at the father with the look of disdain and got right in his face.
Barbie Blanc: This your date? You think she’s prettier than me huh? .. Do ya?
Tiffany: Who do you think you are?
All of a sudden Barbie pulls Tiffany over the barricade and body slammed her to the floor with the father being held back by Sugar Daddy. The crowd was going crazy as Barbie has now dragged Tiffany into the ring. Barbie told Karen to get out as the Jamestown Posse came from the back with a table. They stand it up as Barbie proceeded to set Tiffany up with a power-bomb move. The son cheered on as the the father was helplessly put into a choke hold by Sugar Daddy. The son is having the time of his life watching Tiffany get power bombed through a table. The referees finally intervened, getting Barbie Blanc out of the ring and call for the emergency medical techs. Sugar Daddy releases the father from the hold and escorts Barbie Blanc out of the arena.
Son: Thanks dad! That was an awesome birthday. And thanks again for holding off your romantic anniversary dinner date till tomorrow.
Father: *cough cough cough* Oh… Oh… Anything for you son.
After everything settled down Sugar Daddy came back. He decided to break character. He went over to shake the father’s hand and gave him a hug.
Sugar Daddy: No hard feelings buddy. All part of the show. Hey kid you still owe me 50 bucks.
G.I.B Spoken
