- Hermie The Elf Joins the Mob
The Don: “Janice sends the little guy in”
Janice: “Yes sir Mr. M
The Don: “Luca & Silvano leaves us to talk
Hermie: ” You sent for me?
The Don: ” It has come to my attentions that you wants to be a dentists because you don’t likes to makes toys”
Hermie: “I don’t like to male toys I want want to be a a a dentist but Santa Claus won’t let me
The Don: “You must hates this Santy Claus for put you in such a predickerment.
Hermie: “He makes me go to elf practice to wiggle my ears”
The Don: “That is preposterious. Janice send Luca and Silvano to pay a veezit to this Mr. Santy Claus.
The Don: “I haved your little problem solved soon. Now youze dos me a favor.
Hermie: “Yes Sir”
The Don: “Call me Don. Don Mastrobuoni or Boss
Hermie: “Gulp”
The Don: “I will funds your little dental operation if you do me a favor by taking care of my friend Don Marinaccio and his goons ooops I mean associates with their dental needs.
Hermie: “I will do my best sir”
The Don: “Janice I needent be disturbed for awhiles Meeze and the elf have some further business to discuss”
Janice: ” Absolutely sir”
The Don: “Close the door we have much to discuss for your operation to be a success”
G.I.B Spoken
2. Great Reindeer Revolt of 2023
Gavel coming down 3 times knock ! knock ! knock !
Dancer: Quiet quiet please. The Loyal Oder of Santa’s Reindeers meeting will now come to order. Many of you asking about how we can occupy ourselves and earn some extra income on the other 364 days a year that we aren’t working Christmas. I’ve a solution boys. We are going to become a food delivery service. If we can deliver toys around the world in 1 night, imagine how much doe ( that’s a pun folks) we can make. Secondly it will keep us busy. Like most of you I’m sick of reindeer deer games always being Monopoly. ( Writer’s not how does a reindeer hold a gavel in his hoof? hmmm. Anyhow let’s continue the story.
Dasher: Well I think Dash…er Delivery would be the best name for our business venture
Prancer: Silly we can’t use that name Dash is already taken. Love your originality…not
Comet: Santa named me Comet because I’m pretty darn quick. How about PDQ Reindeer Delivery. We can clean up ( Writer’s note this is a pun #2) the food delivery industry.
Blitzen: I love it. Those guys at Dash, Uber, and Skip won’t know what hit them
Cupid: Our slogan can be Delivered with love and a big smile
Donner: All of our ideas are great, but Rudolph hasn’t said anything yet
Rudolph: Let me shed some more light ( Writer’s note pun #3) on the subject. As the most famous reindeer of all I can be the celebrity endorser so everyone knows who we are. I smell instant success. I heard that Hermie guy’s dental dream isn’t working out and hates making toys I will see if he will be our dispatcher.
Santa: Eh Wassup with that ! Where do I do fit in all this?
G.I.B Spoken
