10 Things You Don’t Say To Dracula If He Was Your Uber Driver
1. My don’t you just love bright sunny days?
2. Why is there a no garlic sign sticker on the window?
3. Those are really funky contacts you’re wearing.
4. I’m a blood donor do I get a discount on my ride.
5. Do you have any Halls? I feel a coffin (caughing) fit
coming on.
6. Who’s your barber? You can really work that hair gel
7. Thanks for coming. I would have called a cab, but they’re
such a pain in the neck
8. Escuse me I’m hearing a hissing sound. Do you have a slow
leak in one of your tires?
9. Can I buy you a coffee? Do you take regular of
decoffinated?
10. What’s with the cape? A bit overdressed to be an uber driver.
Digital Art – Darren Robertson
