It’s vacation time, so, Jeremy and Darwin 
wanted to tag team a road trip. They couldn’t decide on Chicago, Kansas or Boston. Going overseas to Europe or Asia was just too expensive. “How should we get there?” Darwin asked Jeremy. A train is too slow, a jett is too expensive, but we can take one of the cars for the journey. They decided on Toronto as it was closer and had a zoo they both really wanted to see. They got there and searched all the motels, but were a bit disturbed having to settle for a honeymoon suite. The next day it was off to the zoo. Leaving the parking lot in a rush, Darwin tripped and fell in a muddle of mud that staind his plain white tee. “Did you see a ghost?” Jeremy exclaimed. “I was falling in reverse in the hole, a few onlookers stepped back, but don’t worry I’m a survivor!” Darwin responded. The duo had so much fun. They saw many byrds like black crows, eagles, and some fabulous thunderbirds. Next, it was off to see the rest of the animals and especially the monkees. Along the way Jeremy cast his eyes on a cute platinum blonde vixen. Darwin stopped him right there. “What are doing?” He said. “We’re on vacation! Do you want our trip to go haywire? We don’t need her to call the police, or the sherriff or start a scandal, so let’s just finish the day at the creepy crawly exhibit where we can see scorpions, beatles and crickets Darwin pointed. “Sure thing Buddy!” Jeremey said in a psy of relief. “Can we finish the day with some blacked eyed peas for dinner?” Jeremey suggested. “Yuck!” Darwin said with a frown, “I prefer a tea party myself with a side of smashing pumpkin pie with two spoons.
Digital art – Darren Robertson
Author’s note Did you find all
42 bands and 1 solo artist referenced in this story?
Bet you didn’t!
The bands in the story
Tag Team (Whomp There it is) / Kansas
Boston / Chicago / Europe / Asia
The Cars / Train / The Byrds / Jett
The Motels / Honeymoon Suite
Ghost / Plain White Tees
Puddle of Mud / Hole / Survivor
Journey / Fun (One hit wonder “We are young”
today’s modern pop) / Eagles
Black Crows / The Byrds / The Monkees
The Animals / Vixen / Sheriff
Scandal / Black Eyed Peas
The Scorpions / The Beatles
The Crickets (Buddy Holly) / The Tea Party
Garbage (mid 90’s band I really don’t know there stuff)
Smashing Pumpkins / The Spoons
Haywire / Fabulous Thunderbirds
Platinum Blonde / Rush / Disturbed
Falling In Reverse (modern rock punk band don’t know much of their music)
Staind (that’s not a type o that’s how the band spells it)
Toronto
42 Psy (is the solo artist best known for Gangum Style).
